Cock Block Baby BodysuitThe kid sleeps between you now. Every night. Right in the middle. A tiny, snoring, sideways kicking barrier to any plans you thought you had. The Details: A colorful illustration of a white rooster with a red comb and wattle, blue wing details, and yellow legs standing proudly on top of a grey cinder block. No text. Clean cartoon style with a slightly distressed texture on a royal blue tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% combed ring spun cotton

connected feel with decorative swashes on the capital S and I

Multicolor playful design reads "On The Playground Is Where I Spent Most Of My Days" in stacked hand-drawn text alternating between red

Gold text below reads "All City" in bold block letters

Your kid is all in

and "Arrived" curves along the bottom

Lessons were not learned

Orange arched block text reads "Let's Take Candy From Strangers

hand-lettered white cursive font

Distressed texture throughout

The witch wears an orange pointed hat and orange dress with a green cape

Membership is open to anyone under four feet tall with zero impulse control

Inside the blue field