Keanu Reeves CandleLord, it seems but a few years ago we were lusting after Keanu in Point Break. And the frankly epic Dracula. And look, we're just going to come right out and say it: we actually liked 47 Ronin! So now in a spasm of pre Matrix 4 anticipation, here he is, resplendent. (You're most welcome) 7 x 2. 5 girthy inches of long burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container 90 hours continual burn time!

We're tempted to recreate some of her fabulous double-entendre about her feline pet

And has glowy skin

We hung on every moment of his touching relationship with Pauline

we could talk about who's the cutest

But we're not

(although if she'd been  really smart

here he is being totally adorable

as well as gym

we swooned

but if in case you have

And watch them burn in uneasy harmony

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITH YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU