Scrappy vs. Jaxton WheelerYour browser does not support the video tag. Tap for Sound When Scrappy and Jaxton have a pose off, its hard to decide where to look. On the one hand, Jax is a hot and hairy, beefy brawler with some serious brawn. Scrappy, on the other hand, is a cut, toned, real life version of the David statue (with better arms and thighs.) A standard test of strength seems to squeeze the air out of Scrappy, leaving the hairy hunk plenty of opportunities to lay

If he loses

White Wolf is tossed into the ring

in only a speedo

don’t fuck with my costume

and he brings on the doubles

I mean like rolling

but Teddy insists on a 10-count

leaving wiry legs and bare feet exposed to further punishment

Soon the caped crusader is stretched over his dopplegänger’s knee

It might be about time to unchain this melody and let Merino fight me fair

then six months

Aaron’s impressive package points skyward through his blue speedos in humiliating high def as be begs yet again to be allowed to stop