I'm Vintage MugSure, you weren't born yesterday, but you've got a lot of life left in you. People pay good money for things that have aged well. You may not be in original condition, but you are as priceless as they come. This sturdy white, glossy ceramic mug is an essential to your cupboard. This brawny bad boy withstands heat in the microwave and as many dishwasher cycles as you'd like to throw at it. Plus, it makes your beverages tastes remarkably Adultitis free.

but if I stray too much

“Until then

like in the 1939 version of the Wizard of Oz

They are also quite handy in warding off Adultitis

adventurous

What about going to a restaurant that only had one thing on the menu

We laugh less

as well as their ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes)

My imagination concocted a great scene in which an army of macaron UFOs descended upon a field of grazing cows

There are famous examples that feature foosball tables and indoor slides

or direction

Every unvarnished journal entry has been collected in this book