Fuck It, I'm Buying a Cabin CandleFrom Virgins on Fire Candle Co. these quality jar candles are made with 100% soy wax and handmade in Brooklyn, NY using only safe phthalate free fragrances sourced from socially responsible suppliers. Smoked honey & cedar reminiscent of dropping it all and running for the woods. The 9oz candle with red and white wraparound label carries a 45 50 hours burn time. Virgins On Fire Candle Co. is a gay owned small business.

this towel blends functionality with a bold statement that adds a humorous twist to your kitchen decor

whether you're in a Monday meeting or rage-emailing from your couch

Enhanced with skin loving coconut oil to provide extra hydration to thirsty skin

hope you find your dad

and a ribbon page marker

At the top of her head is a silver ball clasp closure to a pouch that is perfect for holding cards

and (of course) smashing invading ships on the rocky shores

Smooth Tear-Off Sheets: Includes 50 pages printed on high-quality 80 gsm paper for easy writing and satisfying page removal

Wear this tee proudly

A must-read for fans of complex female leads and feminist cultural critique

this towel combines functionality with humor

Care instructions: Machine wash warm water