SHOW FEET! (pvc+velcro) 6"An answer to the age old question How can I flex my Piggies, without taking off my Crocks? Slap these dudes on your Airsoft plate carrier with recycled Chinese pot metal plates, and go to work slinging that chambered Poverty Pony around your Momma's basement!

: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested

No compromise

sewn in with hook

Choose between black or white buttons & customize it to taste

At just $3 a piece

or Vietnam

“Silenced

Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production

Everyone's favorite government agency looking about as sloppy as usual

1:1 Scale handmade PVC+VELCRO morale patch measuring an ASTOUNDING 14

- Do not bleach

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