Men's Girl Dad SocksLittle finger? she's got you wrapped around the index, the thumb, hell, everything but the ring cause we all know that's staying vacant until she's at least forty, right? Crew Length Sock Fits Sizes 7 13. 5 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex

Oversized spatula with a plastic hot dog handle

Raising a puppy is a labor of love

I might eat 'em anyway

The best-and typically least harmful- prank you can play on the new recruits is to tell 'em there's an C02 shortage

But just between you and me

how’re you doin’

Why settle for flat

they might be assholes

many have tried and failed

Featuring a beautiful print of Klimt’s “The Kiss”

or feel the rough texture of those red plastic cups

Einstein has been quoted saying a multitude of different things